Are you lost?

Oh, dear, there's nothing to see here... have you taken a wrong turn? This path might've led somewhere else at one point, but it doesn't seem to lead anywhere now. Perhaps there's been a change of address or the spot you intended to visit is still unfinished...

Are you sure you wrote down the address correctly?

Oh! If you only came here following me and my directions, I apologize! Please do tell me, and I'll fix it as soon as possible! Please send your complaint to this address, it's the same one you'll find written in my home, if you go all the way down...

Go back home!

Envelope graphic and background from Alice's Home.